March 2012
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marththebland:
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
February 2012
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typing with one hand, holding cup in the other, pinning a bandana between my face and the cup because spilling
extreme blogging
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doktor-gonzo replied to your photo: legitimately soaking my nose in a cup of hot…
Is that Strawberry Shortcake?
GOOD EYE
it’s totally strawberry shortcake
look at how b.a. this chick is i mean goddamn
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spunk-city replied to your post: spunk-city replied to your post: spunk-city…
Yeah, she just told me “no more of that stuff” while I’m living in their house. xD
LOL oh! thats not so bad :3
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spunk-city replied to your post: spunk-city replied to your post: fluttersquid…
lol it wasn’t even clicking against my teeth. I was just very barely lisping because it was like the third day and that long barbell is hard to not lisp in, but she noticed it right away.
dddaaang D: that sucks! hopefully she was ok with it.
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spunk-city replied to your post: fluttersquid replied to your post: mom still hasnt…
My mom noticed and guessed I got my tongue pierced right away. I don’t even know HOW she could’ve figured it out first guess, but she did. > w >;;
parents, man ):
maybe she heard the clicking against your teeth or something~
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fluttersquid replied to your post: mom still hasnt noticed my septum ive gotten…
dude I’ve gone two months and my mum hasnt noticed my tongue piercing yet. sometimes I swear to god, parents are blind
haha! a tongue is a little bit easier to hide though, really :c with the swelling, my septum is kinda obvious rn
i bought some black balls for the barbell today, though, so that should make...
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Watchfluttersquid:
cabout:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
oh my fucking god
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
mom still hasnt noticed my septum
ive gotten lucky so far
but im prepared for the worst
just in case, please remember my funeral wishes. thanks in advance.
also its really uneven looking because it’s swollen rn so
thats that
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guess who got their septum pierced
O v O
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things i am not
crazy
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emifail:
gangbanglerfish:
cyanidecupcakes:
I can only imagine this is how Hussie felt like.
Someone take photoshop away from me.
crying
help
my favourite outdoor activity is going back inside
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akpeteshie replied to your post: just found a box in the back of my closet inside…
isn’t that the most fun? finding those old things? i have boxes like that too and sometimes i look through them for laughs
the comments on the top of my stories are things like “isnt he dreamy? but all emos are SIGHS” and “he has a feminine figure and vampiric features? soooo emo! so...
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just found a box in the back of my closet
inside were 14th birthday cards, yugioh card packs, a huge bag of yugioh cards, all of the stories i wrote that year, some pictures drawn by my friends or me, fanart i printed out, and the notes i saved from between me and my friends
holy shit
13 year old me was such a NERD
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i put on weight again and it wont come off, no matter what i do
i am losing hold of everything i actually had control over
i dont know what to do
im terrified and i cant even think about this without making myself sick
how could i even think i could ever talk to a doctor
maybe its a good thing i cancelled those appointments
id just be wasting everyone’s time
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one of my younger brothers friends recognized my mega milk shirt
⊙…⊙
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theroflmonster replied to your photo: remember how i bought the princess rock shirt but…
For the love of stuff, tell me where you got this shirt
http://www.welovefine.com/product.php?id_product=1507
c:
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stolencat replied to your post: What are your future plans?
come live with me and marina in kawaiichat land :)
can do U u U
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ol-man-fights replied to your post: Ahm sorry. I didn’t mean to make you worry abouts the future, it’s a scary place with cyborgs and sexy alien ladies.
I’m talking about real life. The realest of the real life.
alien babes
⊙ω⊙
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ol-fighty asked: Ahm sorry. I didn't mean to make you worry abouts the future, it's a scary place with cyborgs and sexy alien ladies.
as much as i want to go back to school (which is pretty desperately)
i think i might actually be too stupid to get the sort of degree i want?
im going to waste all my time and money just to someday be told i’m professionally a complete idiot
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ol-fighty asked: What are your future plans? <=not even a personal question, not even anon.
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For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
tomithejellyfish:
ketsue:
rap1993:
rebeccacablah:
fluze:
darkmnrk:
thatonewannabechef:
climaxparadox:
Late night entertainment to calm my shit after that rant
just dont be gross,and ill probably do them in the morning considering no one’s on/will ask me questions tonight.
Im only going to be up for another twenty minutes. sooo.
ask me while you can e v e I could probably...
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